We welcome you to dinner theatre.
Your dinner tonight includes pesto noodles with garlic shrimp, the side is sauteed carrot "circles." Please note, you will only be able to eat three shrimp, because they will be taken off your plate and eaten before you get a chance. As a special treat tonight, the noodles will be deposited into your hand when the host is done.
Dessert includes squishy toddler thighs and stomach.
Tonight's entertainment features an encore presentation of Racecar in the Night, starring Liam Powers, with a new drum solo in the middle.
We hope you enjoy the show.